The table of work

Programmes in App Analytics


Each programme is a short, marked sequence. You submit maps; we return them with a red pen. None of these pages sell a payment — they describe the work so you can decide whether the desk is for you.

Team gathered around laptops in a bright workshop

Flagship · 6 weeks · £1,480

Product Signal Mapping

The core craft: event grammar, property discipline, journey overlays, and a readout that a director can follow without a translator.

Person studying notes beside a tablet

Cohort · 4 weeks · £920

Retention Weather

Build cohort charts that behave like a forecast. You will learn why a 30-day curve can look healthy while a Tuesday-installed slice is already cold.

Hands reviewing printed reports at a desk

Studio · 3 weeks · £740

Funnel Forensics

A leaking conversion path is rarely a single villain. This studio hunts dropped properties, duplicated steps, and SDK silence after a release.

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Readout · 3 weeks · £760

Experiment Readouts

Write an experiment note that names the decision, the guardrail, and the thing you will not claim. Aimed at product pairs who present to sceptical leads.

Close view of data visualisations on a monitor

Mobile · 4 weeks · £980

Mobile Session Cartography

iOS and Android sessions refuse to behave like web. Map backgrounding, permission prompts, and store-install provenance without inventing ghost users.

Unsure which seat fits?

Tell us the app, the stack, and the argument you keep losing in meetings. We will point to a programme or tell you honestly if you need an engineer before a course.

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