Week four forced me to throw out a retention slide I had used in three quarterly packs. Annoying. Correct.
Daniel K. · analytics manager, Bristol
Flagship programme
Six weeks of marked maps. You leave with an event dictionary that can survive a rebrand, a journey overlay your designers will recognise, and a readout written in sentences rather than widget titles.
This is not a tour of a vendor interface. Each week you submit an artefact from your own app — or from the sandbox we lend if your company still ships events named “click1”. Tutors mark for precision, not for how busy the screenshot looks.
United Kingdom teams often arrive with Mixpanel, Amplitude, or a warehouse-fed Looker board. The programme is vendor-agnostic. We care whether an event name still makes sense when the navigation is rewritten in Q3.
Object, action, and context. Why “User Tapped Button” is a confession and “checkout_started” can still be a lie if the property bag is empty.
Cardinality, PII, and the quiet death of an analysis when someone stores free-text in a field that should have been an enum.
Screen maps versus job maps. You will draw the path a person thinks they took, then the path the telemetry recorded.
A single retention percentage is a slogan. You will slice by first-week weather: install source, permission state, and first successful job.
Three claims, one caveat, and a next instrumentation ticket. We practise saying “we do not know” without sounding unfinished.
A freeze list, a sunset list, and a letter to engineering that does not read like a ransom note.
We do not teach warehouse modelling, dbt, or SQL window functions. If your company has no client-side events at all, week one will feel abstract until you instrument the sandbox app. People hoping for a certification badge will be disappointed; you receive a marked portfolio, not a certificate wall.
Week four forced me to throw out a retention slide I had used in three quarterly packs. Annoying. Correct.
Daniel K. · analytics manager, Bristol
The live critique of my “onboarding_complete” event was sharper than our last agency audit. I still think the homework load in week two is heavy if you also ship on Fridays.
Platform note · 4/5 · completed March cohort
No. You need access to whoever ships the SDK, and the patience to write names they will not hate. Product managers and mixed product-data pairs do well. Pure executives who never open the tracking plan tend to stall in week two.
We rotate worked examples across a product analytics suite, a warehouse-adjacent notebook, and a spreadsheet when that is all a founder has. The marked work is the map, not the screenshot of a particular vendor.
Small bases are welcome; they make noisy charts honest faster. You will spend more time on qualitative overlays and less on statistical theatre. We will not pretend a cohort of nineteen is a climate.
Yes. We lend a sandbox with deliberately messy events. You will still submit original maps; copying a classmate’s dictionary is treated as a failed week.